i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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