i think i scared a bird with my dick
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I lost the right to judge tonight
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
Randomize
