Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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