In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I think i got beer on your cat.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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