It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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