So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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