very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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