im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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