did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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