Are we in a gay sports bar?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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