Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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