Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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