The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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