do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Randomize
