Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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