How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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