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He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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