think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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