shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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