Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
