people are starting to question the shark bite story
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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