Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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