sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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