do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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