I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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