How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
