well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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