He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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