I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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