I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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