The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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