He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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