So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm getting married
To pizza
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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