if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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