This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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