I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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