can we get nightvision for the apartment?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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