All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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