When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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