My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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