i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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