You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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