i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Don't make out with my wife yet
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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