i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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