Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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