Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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