well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
