It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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