Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
