I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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