i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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